The Hilarious Jason Weems at last night’s Cool Cow Comedy Show at VisArts in Rockville

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Cool Cow Comedy, a stand-up comedy production by Rahmein Mostafavi, has one of its many shows held at VisArts once a month.  Yesterday I featured in the show, Rahmein MC-ed, and Sean Joyce did a guest spot.

But the star of the show was definitely Jason Weems who I have always performed with at various venues around the area, but this is the first time I actually watched him do a full show.  Jason is known best for his crowd work and yesterday was no exception. He said himself at the end that he probably only did 4 jokes.

Out of all the crowd work he did yesterday, my favorite part was when he was talking to an older woman in the front who was sitting by herself and asking why she was alone. The older woman explained that because she couldn’t see or here well, she was sitting at the front and her group (a mix of friends and family if I recall correctly) were sitting in the back.  At that point Jason requested the house lights turn on so he could find the group who abandoned this nice woman.  When they confessed, he went back there to confront them (what occurred in the pic), and then brought some of the members to the front to sit with the old woman who was abandoned.

It was a great night and the type of quality to expect from Jason Weems, a Cool Cow Comedy Show, and the DC Stand-up scene in general.

The next Cool Cow Comedy VisArts show is in May but there will be other ones too. Check out the site: http://www.coolcowcomedy.com

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Why TV beats movies

I said this in our Breaking Bad GroupMe today. I thought it was a thought worth holding onto:

“Shows like breaking bad are why TV beats movies now. No limitations to Character and Situation development. If Nolan had the freedom of TV instead of movies, the Batman trilogy could have been done the way he wanted it to be done”

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Highlights from Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles

Season 2: Ep 10: “Stranger Things at the One Two Point”- When Xander the IT guy says he never knew his mom who died in 1984 in an accident (reference to Terminator 1 I assume)

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Community Season 3, Episode 4 (s03e04) Remedial Chaos Theory: Best Episode of season so far

This past Thursday’s episode of Community (Season 3, Episode 4, Remedial Chaos Theory) was the best one this season and the best one since the Season 2. I have a bunch of comments in this post: http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/10/communityrecapeviltroyevil.html#

Here’s a copy and paste of what I said in the thread (as of 10/15/2011):

One of the best episodes they’ve ever made. The craziness was back. 
 
Eartha Kitt.
@fernoftheholy – Hey, you know, now that you mention Eartha Kitt, I’m reminded of this one time (at band camp) . . . with Eartha . . . in an airplane bathroom . . . cough, cough, ahem. Yeah, that’s just where my mind goes.
yep, first true “Community” level good episode this season. The first three had their moments but the last time Community had this level of epic-ness was in the Paintball season finales last season.

 

Booo. Fantastically great episode. Community at its best. Worthy to stand with Memory, Conspiracy and Paintball. Can’t wait to watch it again. 
- Troy’s hard case of candy cigarettes 
- Britta’s “Me so hungee” dance 
- The pizza guy’s “There are OTHER timelines?” 
- Britta owning every chance she got in this episode 
- The Troll 
- The Negro Problem 
- Abed’s face when Annie and Britta arrived 
- Jeff getting tricked by Abed’s exclusive club 
@jtdirte13 – Pierce’s “Encarta It” is now in my daily phrase book.
It took me until the second alternate timeline to realize that Britta says “It’s not dignified” right before she does that stupid, hilarious dance, which made it even better.
Agree with the comments of it standing up to the best of the best Community episodes. Although there’s room for more than the few you listed including the episode where they played Pool off the top of my head.

Now THAT was Community. No Chang, and the funny instantly returns. What a concept.  
 
btw what’s up Vutlure? New recapper, same hate.
@77BC – Isn’t this the same recapper? Actually a fair and balanced write-up: one that I disagree with completely, but it’s not as if Steve *missed* anything. He just didn’t react to it the same way, and he’s not wrong about the repetition — the actual “You do realize you’ve just created six alternate universes” line could’ve been shaved down or elided.  
 
Still, the impressive thing about this episode is that it didn’t waste any character development: yes, six timelines didn’t “occur” — but the things the characters were feeling in them still exist. Troy didn’t have that moment with Britta, but we understand that he’s maturing and wants to be acknowledged for that. Annie didn’t actually kiss Jeff, but they still both want to, if they can just get past the daddy issue stuff. And Pierce’s storyline was touching: watch him toss the troll in the “real” reality.  
 
And yeah, nice to not have to deal with Chang.
@illogicaljoker – He missed the homage aspects & the fact that Britta was smoking pot, not cigarettes (seems like a pretty major oversight). Also, he weirdly overlooked all the past signs of Troy + Britta chemistry from previous seasons.
@bananab0at – I missed that in the recap (the ignorance of the pot); what were the homage aspects, though? I mean, there’s a ton of pop cultural stuff in every episode, but is there something specific you were referring to in this one?
@illogicaljoker – Oh, I wrote some nonsense about it above. Basically it seemed like a Tarantino homage (based on pacing, tone & look) to me from the outset. Esp that slanty-shot of the buzzer & the jarring sound of it & the quick cut to everyone touching their noses (movie terms! I don’t know them!) – most of the episode was NOT in typical Community style. Whether it was a homage to Tarantino or someone else, it was def a nod to someone/thing.
I don’t mind the review. Once the concept was present, some minutes in, I was thinking, “finally a nice, true, good ‘Community’-ish concept this season” but feels a little lacking. But then it picked up and made up for lost time in no time. An amazing episode, but not a flawless one which do exist in the Community series.

I’ve been waiting for Community to hit its stride. The past three episodes were okay, but not great. This one was altogether perfect. Finally! It’s back!
@lulu32 – yep, I was so nervous Community lost its stride. Especially since I’ve been reading that this season is supposed to be a little more tame or whatever.

 

Perfect execution. Right when I was on the brink of getting tired of the entire concept and wondering what semi-dark place the episode would end in (which has happened more often, recently, as if the writers feel the need to push against the joyful wrap-ups of other wrought episodes, like the first bottle episode), Abed pulled the rug out.  
 
Great to see the inspiring monologue come from someone who has been characterized more and more one-dimensionally, and the entire “real” timeline was simply Happy, the kind of non-sentimental happy that Parks and Rec nails each week.
@SpacemanSpiff – well said. It was because of those moments where you start to feel the episode is a little slow or the concept is getting tired that the episode loses it’s “Flawless Victory” tag. But it was an amazing episode, the best this season, the best since the Paintball Season finale episodes of Season 2.

AROSE03

a 7 out of 10, I kind of agree with the recapper, you guys are a bit too enthusiastic. Cmon compare this to paintball or pillow fort…it got back on the right track but fell short with the individual storylines, would have been better if more then one or two of them went off the rails.
@arose03 – I still hold “Conspiracy Theories” as one of the greatest episodes, though I know it took some flak at the time. That chase through the blanket fort (with the weird Britta/Eyes Wide Shut room) is still Community at its best.
9.5 out of then. There were some slow moments but the payoffs were so good that weaker setup has to be at least partially forgiven.

I loved Pierce’s “Encarta it.” 
 
I mean, that’s a cracking reference.
@penny_can – They had to teach Chevy what Encarta is. No lie. (Gillian tweeted this last night.)
Encarta it was the line of the night.

Easily the best episode of the season so far. Loved Shirley’s apron. Nice bit of pathos at the end when they all sing and dance to “Roxanne.” (What WAS that move Shirley was doing?) This one totally ate Parks & Rec’s lunch, which hadn’t been true in quite awhile. Thought the tag was a little too long and business-as-usual for the show, but did enjoy Troy’s voicebox…
@oedipa – I would not go that far (ate Parks’ lunch). Great episode, but Parks is playing in a different league.
Parks is pretty much heart warming every episode. Community hits that note a couple of times per season. I did love Parks last night, but Community was streets ahead.
@jtdirte13 – Streets ahead? Oh yeah: POP POP!
@jtdirte13 – This episode restored my faith in Community. Also it didn’t have a Winger monologue, thank god.
@Sabbotage – Oh, but it did. Abed gave it. Which was great.
Troy’s voicebox plus Evil Goatee just sealed it. Best ep in years. <3
Parks and Recs has its moments but doesn’t hold a candle to Community.

Is there a reference to an actual villains circle (or combination of) at the end of this Community episode? Jeff Winger reminded me of Joker with his purple and his hair.

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On Exhibit: “Cory Arcangel’s reworking of Nintendo games,” Smithsonian American Art Museum

Watch This! New Directions in the Art of the Moving Image

Indefinitely
3rd Floor, North

In this new permanent gallery dedicated to the media arts, the museum takes stock of the cutting-edge tools and materials used by video artists during the past 50 years. This installation features key artworks from the history of video art and works by a new generation of artists on the cutting edge of new media art practices. The works range from Nam June Paik’s early, innovative experiments with video to Cory Arcangel’s reworking of Nintendo games and obsolete computer systems.

The following nine artworks are on view:

  • Cory Arcangel, Video Painting (2008)
  • Jim Campbell, Grand Central Station #2 (2009) and Reconstruction #7 (2006)
  • Peter Campus, Three Transitions (1973)
  • Kota Ezawa, LYAM 3D (2008)
  • Svetlana and Igor Kopystiansky, Yellow Sound (2005)
  • Nam June Paik, 9/23/69: Experiments with David Atwood (1969)
  • Bill Viola, Surrender (2001)
  • Marina Zurkow, Elixir II (2009)

The majority of the featured artworks are recent acquisitions, with five entering the museum’s collection in 2010. Viola’s Surrender and Campbell’s Reconstruction #7 are on loan.”

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“30 Minutes or Less” reviewed quickly on Facebook

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And if it helps: the transcript from the image:

 

  • Watching the midnight show of 30 minutes or less with my cousin. Please be good.

    Shahryar just checked in @ AMC Columbia 14 (w/ 3 others) (Columbia, MD)

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      • Ozair Soooo… how was it?

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      • Rafe ‎1-10?

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      • Shahryar ‎4 – Had a few moments but considering the cast (not sure who the writer and director were) incredibly disappointing. The story was ridiculous and was completely unbelievable on how it flowed. The acting for the most part bad – which was also unexpected. Regarding the jokes, way more misses than hits. And the the big action moments felt like they were more forced in than an arranged marriage. I should have watched this movie in my living room passively late in the night on Comedy Central while on my laptop.
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Breaking Bad’s Best Lines

  •  ”You don’t want a Criminal Lawyer.. You want a Criminal… Lawyer” (Season 2, Episode 8 )
  • “Your Boss is going to need me”  (Season 3, Finale)
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The Best Trailers

I love watching trailers. They get me excited, or get me sad, or make me laugh.. all within a few minutes.  Trailers for the most part suck. They usually give away too much story, or just follow a simple formula that’s so obvious that it’s annoying (I’m looking at you March 2011 Captain America trailer). But once in a while… a rare while, a trailer comes out so good, that I have to download it and watch it again and again.

And once you have enough of these trailers, you gotta make a page like this.

Here are my favorite trailers in orders:

16.) Comedian

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I love Jerry Seinfeld. I love Stand-Up Comedy. I love a movie about Jerry Seinfeld doing Stand-up Comedy.

Comedian is one of my favorite movies as far as watching movies for entertainment. But, this movie serves a different purpose for me as an aspiring stand-up comedian. It teaches you what stand-up is all about and motivates you like nothing else. So, I do watch this movie frequently, but not for the same reasons you guys watch movies frequently – I need this to get pumped up for shows.

This trailer was funny and creative – a parody on the trailer making process. Normally, something like this wouldn’t have much replay value once the effect wore off(no cool action sequences, no real music), but the old guy’s goofy expressions are so funny, that I find myself watching this trailer again and again. Great job – A great trailer for a great movie.

15.) X2 (X-Men 2)

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Either my favorite or my 2nd favorite movie of 2003, I can’t remember which…

The X2 trailer showed us all the mutants we’d be seeing, a glimpse of all their abilities, and a whole lotta Wolverine running around with his claws drawn and screaming.

It also gave us a glimpse at the Nightcrawler attack on the president, one of the best action sequences of all time.

14.) Troy

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A mediocre movie that (in my opinion) was put into the “pretty good/good” territory thanks to Eric Bana’s portrayol of Hector.

But this trailer was pretty awesome. The music above all… but then the shots of the ships, the armies.. it all added to it. I think the movie would have been much better if it was just this trailer along with all the scenes Eric Bana was in.

13.) The Matrix

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The Matrix marked the next big special-effects revolution after Jurassic Park, and this trailer was the first sneak peek at it. Definitely some high replay value here. I just wish the movie was a little better. I enjoyed it, but not to the degree that this trailer made me think I would.

12.) T3 – Teaser Trailer

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Maybe I like this trailer a little bit more than the average joe because Terminator 2 is my favorite movie of all time and I was waiting for this movie like no other.

Terminator 2 was revolutionary for its special-effects, in particular, the liquid metal. The teaser trailer did exactly what it needed to get us Terminator fans talking by melting the Warner Brothers logo, and then turning it into the T3 logo. And all over the music we’ve loved from the first two Terminators.

I was wow-ed – I just wish the movie itself was better.

11.) Vanilla Sky

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More along the lines of the 1st half of the trailer is what I really liked. The fast paced music and everything got me excited about this movie. But then there’s like this farting sound, and the music changes, and then the trailer gets sucky. It redeems itself towards the end though and gets you interested in the movie. So good job trailer!

Too bad the movie was shit. What the hell went wrong there? And could someone please tell me what the hell a Vanilla Sky is?

We’ll keep the trailer, but please take the movie back.

10.) Eraser

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I don’t even remember anything from the movie, but I remember loving this trailer. To the point that when I rented this DVD (it was one of my first DVD rentals), I tried to copy the trailer to VHS and learned the cold hard truth about copy-protection of DVDs. It was sad…

But what a great trailer. The best part: the music. I don’t know what techno/dance/trance music is playing in it (mainly towards the last part), but its awesome. Add to that a bunch of great action sequences: Arnold flying out of a plane near a flaming engine to grab a parachute, weird green lasers exploding buildings, and Arnold shooting an alligator in the mouth. Wow!

High replay value, even today.

9.) The Corruptor

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Chow Yun Fat was my new hero after I had seen Replacement Killers like a hundred times. I had always heard about him, but hadn’t seen him in action until Replacement Killers. Then I saw his Hong Kong movies Hard Boiled and The Killer to really understand what all the hype was.

This trailer was for the movie I was hoping would get made. The trailer had everything: fast paced action in chase scenes, shootouts, an interesting story, and Chow Yun Fat! The music was amazing too.

If only the actual movie matched the energy of this trailer. Total waste of talent, and a false advertisement. Thanks Oliver Stone! (It’s ok, I’m not too mad at him, he won me back a few years later with Any Given Sunday).

8.) Speed Racer
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When this came out, I watched it in HD and it was so visually stunning that I couldn’t stop watching it. Some of it’s cheesy but it’s just so fast paced, so mesmerizing, it deserves a spot in the best list.

7.) The Dark Knight
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So during Comic Con, we saw this teaser that just had joker’s voice really. But finally, at the premiere of.. ah I can’t remember the name of it.. that disappointing Will Smith movie with the zombies.. well whatever, they showed the trailer and a few images in, we see the new Joker – the most haunting image of this movie.

Then more lines, action, the music, (a rough idea) of the concept and you have a quick compilation of what is for many (not me) the best superhero movie ever made.

6.) Spider-man 3

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They premiered the trailer for what would ultimately be the final (and worse) Spider-man of Sam Raimi/Toby Maguire’s trilogy before Superman Returns. I was hyped enough for watching what would ultimately be the also final (and also worst) Superman movie of that 70s-00s movie series (remember, Superman Returns takes place after Superman II). This trailer sadly would be the best thing I saw that night. It had a nice format with the fading in and out, was paced well, had good music, and showed what seemed like it was going to be a very good storyline – unfortunately, that last part wasn’t true.

5.) Superman Returns

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I hate that I saw this trailer during an episode of Smallville after they hyped it up all episode. I wish I saw this trailer in the theater having no idea I was about to see it. But even after seeing it the way I did, I still love it.

Why’s this trailer so great?

a) the music. The usage of the original John Williams score to Superman 1 (the best movie score ever in this author’s eyes) – and my favorite piece from this score.

b) a few glimpses of everything we need to see to understand – the kent farm, superman taking (what I assume) is one of his first big jumps, the spaceship, the daily planet, and superman’s flight

c) a few select Jorel verses from Superman 1

d) No story leakage! (we need more of this!) The trailer gave nothing away from the story (and between then and the release date of this movie, I tried to avoid anything that would give away story).

(Shahryar’s note: For all the Independents fans who are reading this, this trailer was actually an inspiration for a future episode of Independents which will be written soon)

4.) MI:2 – Mission Impossible 2

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My favorite movie of… 2000? I think.. whenever it came out.. this was a great movie.

Mission Impossible 1 was cool, but too complicated. This movie was a little dumbed down, but a great fast paced action flick. John Woo at his best. As of the time of this writing (May, 2006), I don’t think I’ve seen a John Woo movie since then that I’ve really liked – and I’m a pretty decent John Woo Fan.

This trailer was an energy ride (that stayed faithful to the movie – unlike The Corruptor’s trailer which didn’t). From the start, where we see Tom Cruise mountain climbing and getting “located,” until the very end with the heavy guitar strumming and all the loose action sequences. The music deserves special mention in this trailer, playing consistently throughout, but varying in heaviness to match what we were seeing.

Very high replay value – I was watching this trailer almost every day for months at Circuit City where I was working at in college (it was part of the demo DVD we got from corporate for our TVs). I never got sick of it.

… And I liked Tom Cruise’s hair grown out…. yeah, I said it.. now, moving on…

3.) Once Upon a Time in Mexico

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Totally didn’t know this movie was coming out. I was just sitting in Bad Boys II, minding my business, and then all of a sudden, I see a trailer for this movie. I’m a big Desperado fan so this movie being made was my dream come true. After experiencing the trailer, I didn’t even care about Bad Boys II.

The best parts about this trailer:

a) The music – “Pistelero” from Juno Reactor is still one of my favorite dance/techno songs. It went perfect with this movie trailer. They made this like a music video.

b) Glimpses of the fast, creative action I would expect from a Robert Rodriguez movie – specifically the handcuffed chase scene down the wall.

c) Finding out the cast – holy shit – Johnny Depp, Eva Mendez, and.. Enrique Inglesias? Bailamos!

d) Antonio Banderas’s great lines (which only work in Rober Rodriguez movies or in Zorro) – “You leave me no choice, but to kill you all…”)

I downloaded the movie trailer and I think watched it like every day until the movie came out

2.) Sin City

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Hands down my favorite movie of 2005 (and in the top 10 of many critics’ favorites too). And another Robert Rodriguez flick.

I hadn’t watched the trailers (there are two of them that are kinda different, but very similar) really prior to the movie. I just wanted to see the movie because of all the hype around it. But then after loving the movie so much, I had to get more of it… so I downloaded the trailers and found myself watching these trailers almost every day for a very long while. The addictive music, the fast paced action, the cool shots, the classic quotes.. the everything. An Amazing, amazing trailer, for an amazing, amazing movie (very, very rare).

1.) Spiderman – Teaser Trailer

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It doesn’t get any better than this. I knew the Spiderman movie was coming, but was yet to see anything. And at this point of the game, trailers weren’t really the big deal that they are now (thanks to the ease of internet and Quicktime getting trailers all around).

So rewind to the experience. I’m watching some random movie, can’t remember which one, and I see this fast paced robbery going sequence. As I’m watching, I’m thinking to myself, “hmm… this is kind of cool.” Then all of a sudden, the helicoptor gets stuck in a web… in between the twin towers.

Wow…

And then I see Spiderman… for the first time.. looking amazing (and not goofy at all like I feared).

Final thoughts on trailer: So here, the replay factor may suffer a bit. But it doesn’t matter, the wow factor just can’t be topped. This is the best trailer ever, and I don’t see how it can ever be replaced now that trailer watching is the norm.

Updated 3/26/2011

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Discussing DC animated movies over twitter

Shahryar

I want to come to New York City to see this now RT: @: ‘Superman/Batman: Apocalypse’ Theater Premiere Dates

http://twitter.com/#!/shahryar/status/24207132716

@ is superman/batman apocalypse a new animated movie? I still havent gotten a chance to check out public enemies

http://twitter.com/#!/asgharhzaidi/status/24207728674

@ @ yes, I believe the next Superman/Batman is a follow up to Public Enemies which is really awesome
http://twitter.com/#!/shahryar/status/24208120727

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@ @ Of the DC animated movies I’ve seen, superman/batman is best. Gotham Knight was ok.. Final Frontier blah
http://twitter.com/#!/shahryar/status/24208438946

@ what did you think of Under the Red Hood?

http://twitter.com/#!/asgharhzaidi/status/24209249232

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@ @ I saw under the red hood I liked it Jason Todd is a pretty interesting character and I really like Nightwing in it.

http://twitter.com/#!/shahanrizvi/status/24210482204


@ @ yes forgot to mention under the hood. That’s another good dc animated movie but i think superman/batman’s better

http://twitter.com/#!/shahryar/status/24212298637

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Random Dexter Dream I had last night

*Dexter spoiler alert: don’t read unless you’re fully caught up*

Last night I had a weird Dexter dream.  It actually was breaking bad’s formula – from season 2 at least – of at the beginning of the season, showing the final images that we would see at the very end.  And then throughout the season, you make your way to it.  The images I saw? Dexter himself cut up into pieces in some room (don’t think it was a shipping container or that would be really amazing).  The dream then touched (though I can’t remember the details) on how this would all start.

This isn’t the first time I’ve had a dream about Dexter.  I had one earlier to which revolved around the surprising events.  That was another scenario proposed by my subconscious which took place in a hotel with Dexter wandering room to room looking for answers.  The difference between what happened in that dream and what happened really on the show was that Dexter didn’t know what had happened.

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